Saturday, February 16, 2013

Desde sempre e para sempre Chapter 7



Desde sempre e para sempre

Chapter 7

They had to talk about it. Someone had to say something…Naina grimaced every time she took a sip of the peculiar drink. Gael looked at her. At the rate she was going, she was going to be drunk. Good, maybe that could calm her nerves and she would not resort to hyperventilating the next time the plane lurched.

Naina, on the other hand, was getting accustomed to the taste. That or she had lost her ability to taste. Whatever it was, gasoline or not, it was very calming.

How long had they been silent? Breno had ordered for another glass. She felt he was rigid and withdrawn but she was beyond caring at the moment. If he wanted to behave like a stump, there was nothing she could do about it.

Then all of a sudden he started talking. However, she was still busy feeling light and cheerful. Focus, Naina, focus, she thought to herself. He might test you on what he is talking about…

Gael: “I…uh…you were hyperventilating and I read somewhere that…it was something about you hyperventilate when you have too much oxygen or less carbon dioxide and so if you kiss, you help deplete that oxygen or it helps with re-breathing, that is, restoration of carbon dioxide…what I am trying to say is that you were in a state of panic and I tried to reach for a paper bag…while we are at it…”

He pulled out a paper bag from one of the pockets of the seat and handed it to her.

Gael: “This will pretty much do what I did.”
Naina looked at the paper bag in her hand and laughed: “I didn’t know paper bags were so talented.”
But Gael was not laughing: “You have a serious problem with flying. How do you manage…”
Naina: “You mean what do I do when I don’t have a guy sitting next to me who is willing to kiss me every time the plane jumps?”
Gael: “You were breathing at the rate of 50 breaths per minute! A normal healthy adult should not exceed 20 breaths per minute!”
Naina: “Are you a doctor?”
Gael: “No but my brother is and…”
Naina: “And now we are even.”
Gael: “What?”
Naina: “One of your two brothers is a doctor. That is a truth about your life. Score 2 for me and that makes us even.”

Gael did not like to lose. He never did.

Gael: “Next time the plane jumps don’t look at me!”
Naina hugged the paper bag: “Oh, I won’t. My paper bag will keep me safe.”

He looked away grumbling under his breath. Naina touched his arm gently to get his attention.

Naina: “Thank you…once again…I know I was getting out of control…”
Gael: “How do you manage otherwise? I am sure that this is not the first turbulence you have experienced.”
Naina: “I generally take some medicine which keeps me calm. It’s prescribed by the doctor. I..I…it’s all that Gael Bourgeois’ fault! Had he not messed with my day, I would have remembered to pack my medicine in my handbag! It’s also the fact that I have not taken my medicine which is making me a bit more queasy…and it’s my hormones too…I have a serious thing going on with my body during the days before my menstruation…”

Naina gasped and shut her mouth with her hands, her eyes growing large…What in the world was she talking about?!

Gael burst out laughing. Naina looked away embarrassed to the core.

Gael: “So, you are PMSing?”
Naina: “You ask like I am SMSing!”
Gael laughed again: “Well they do have one thing in common.”
Naina: “If you say ‘women,’ I will smack you.”
Gael: “Well, on that note, I have good news for you.”
Naina: “What?”

Stop, Naina. That is all you need to say.

Gael: “You can punch me one more time now. I am a man of my word.”

Right. He had said that she could punch him again if he kissed her again...

Naina laughed and pulled her fist back to punch him but then let it go: “I think I will save this one.”
Gael: “And here I thought you were going to pardon me.”
Naina: “Me? I am the lady; I don’t need to be chivalrous.”
Gael: “Are you always like this?”
Naina: “I hope not…I don’t know…I just seemed to have lost control over my tongue…like right now all I should have really said is ‘no’ but here I am giving you a long explanation and I am still talking!”
Gael chuckled: “Right, PMS. I don’t mind it.”
Naina: “I am sure you don’t considering I am making a fool of myself.”
Gael: “You are only doing what you promised you would.”
Naina: “I promised I would make a fool of myself?”
Gael: “You are personally making sure that I am having fun.”
Naina: “Oh! Don’t remind me that again!”
Gael: “Babe, 14.5 more hours to go…”
Naina: “Do you call every other girl you meet ‘babe’?”
Gael: “No.”

She couldn’t stop herself from blushing even though he hadn't really said anything. He was a charmer and if he continued to do so, she was sure he would charm her pants off too!

Raj walked over: “Excuse me, Sir, your grandmother is asking for you.”

Gael nodded and stood up. He then held his hand to help her up. Naina liked it. It was a small gesture but that’s what gentlemen did. She accepted his hand and stood up but realized oh-oh...

Gael: “Hey, all okay?”
Naina nodded: “I just…”

He didn’t have to know she was a mess any more than he already knew she was.

Gael: “It’s that time of the month before THAT time of the month?”

He was too close to her…it was getting hot again. She felt parched.
She reached for her glass and downed the gasoline. Oh! NO! Naina! That is not water!

Gael knew what was wrong. She was buzzed but he kept that observation to himself.

Gael: “I thought you said it tasted like gasoline.”
Naina just looked away. She was not going to talk. If she did, God only knows what she would say! She placed her hands on his chest and pushed herself away from him. She needed to maintain distance.

Gael stepped out and let her go ahead. She took the lead. She was able to walk on her own…barely…well, if he said anything to her she was sure to snap at him for trying to baby her again. Aaji was going to know instantly that she was drunk. She had raised 3 boys after all.

Naina stumbled into the First Class followed by Gael.

Naina: “Nani!!!”

She plonked down next to Nani’s seat and burst into a giggle for her haphazard behavior.
Aaji looked at Gael instantly, fire in her eyes. She already knew.

Gael: “It’s not my fault!”
Aaji: “I don’t need to ask you whether you are involved or not!”

Well, hell! What did that mean? Did she think it was his fault or not!?

Gael was instantly surrounded by all the new First Class passengers who had words of gratitude and praise. It seemed they had already told his grandmother of his doing which was sure to have confused her because he didn't have a kind bone in his body. Unaware of how to deal with praise, Gael loosened his tie and looked at Naina for help. But she was in her own world. And he had missed out something important. Very important.

“Pratibhaji, your daughter-in-law has such a beautiful smile!”
Naina: “Me? Yes, I do have a lovely smile. Nani, your name is Pratibha?”

“She does not know your name?”

Aaji: “Uhhh…that’s because I have always been a 'Nani' to her. The boys call me Aaji but my name is Pratibha. Although Leo calls me Prats!”

Naina’s eyes lit up with triumph.
She stood up, wobbly, and hauled him closer pulling him in by his tie: “Your Nani’s name is Pratibha and one of your brothers’ names is Leo. Leo is a short form for Leonardo. Are you Italian?”

Gael: “You are drunk, will you keep quiet? And stop this…(He pulled his tie out of her hold) I am not your public property!”
Naina grabbed his tie again to pull him closer: “So, you can kiss your wife anytime you want and your wife can’t pull you in closer?”
Gael: “Wife?”
Naina: “Oh, come on! Your Nani told the rest that we are married. We now have to play the part for your Nani's sake…”

Maybe she was not that far gone. She was paying more attention to what was going on around them than he was.

Aaji cleared her throat: “Excuse me.”
“Pratibhaji, let them be. They are a newlywed couple after all!”

Gael stepped back. WHAT was happening?

He leaned in closer to his Aaji and whispered: “What have you been upto, old woman?”
Aaji whispered back: “WHY IS SHE DRUNK?”
Gael: “Never you mind that. She is my wife and I can do whatever I want with her.”
Aaji snickered: “From the looks of it, she has you wrapped around her finger.”

His face creased with a frown.

Naina: “HUSBAND! They want to know how we met!”
Aaji: “Why don’t I tell them how you met?”
Naina: “Trust me, Nani. Breno is the best at story telling in the family!”

“Tell us! How did you meet!?”
“Oh, come on! There is no need to blush, son!”

Gael grumbled: “I don’t blush.”
Naina: “We met in China, he is Chinese, you see…”

“How can that be? He is Brazilian. Pratibhaji said that you met in Rio de Janeiro!”

This time Naina put her head back and laughed while Gael faced his doom. Within a few seconds she had managed to score 3 more points. She now knew he was a Brazilian! It was only a matter of time before she figured it out that he was Gael Breno Bourgeois! AND she had done all that while she was drunk!

She is smart and she was not just a professional dancer, walking talking Bollywood queen. It was about time he took her seriously. It was about time he started playing this game seriously.

Gael: “We met in China but things didn’t click. She followed me all the way to Brazil and then I finally gave in. We got married. I felt bad for her. Poor girl had made a promise that she would die single if she didn’t have me. And, come on, she is not a sore sight for the eyes so I decided to just get it done with. Give some meaning to her life.”

That had her stop laughing. A pity as he had grown fond of the sound of her laughter…

Naina: “Excuse me! That is not the story! He is lying! That’s all he does! He has done nothing but lie ever since the moment we met!”
Gael: “Honey, you wanted to use the restroom, remember? And since you are drunk I will help you out.”
Aaji: “What are you doing?”
Gael: “Prats, its best you stay out of this husband and wife matter.”

Although Leo had named her Prats when he was only 5 years old and she had found it quite charming then, the present usage annoyed her. They all knew that and so its usage today had a different connotation. If used in the present day, it only meant one thing. It meant that the boys were annoyed with her.

Naina was looking away from him drumming her fingers impatiently on the armrest. SHE had followed him all the way to Brazil?! HE felt bad FOR HER!!?? He DECIDED to give her life some PURPOSE?!

All that was a lie anyways! Why did she care?
But the fact that he was a Brazilian was not! He was from Rio! Yes, that suited him...no wonder he had no qualms about kissing her every five minutes. Brazilians were all about public display of affection or public display of every personal emotion! But then they were very intense and passionate lovers and above all extremely possessive…

But what had her angry the most was the realization that the kiss, the two kisses to be precise, they had shared meant nothing to him! She knew that in Brazil a kiss was a greeting absolutely nothing else. That was just the Brazilian way of saying Namaste! Even if it was on the lips and not on the cheeks!

She was not in love with him but as much as she hated to accept it, it had been more than saying Namaste to this Brazilian guy as far as she was concerned!

Naina: “I am not going anywhere with you!”
Aaji: “Nandiniji, Vimlaji, Krishnaji why don’t we let these two have a moment alone…as you know they are newly married and it takes time to adjust to living with each other, isn’t it?”

“Oh but they are a lovely couple. A match made in heaven…they will make such fine children…”

And the rubbish continued even though their voices faded as they walked away.

Naina finally stood up to face him however she had to hold on to his arm to steady herself.

Naina: “I scored 3 points. So that adds up to 5 points for me.”
Gael: “Wait a minute; I thought we were on a timeout…It’s not fair that you can get all the information from my grandmother while I only have you to tap for information!”

He was NOT going to tap her to get anything!

Naina: “All is fair on an Air India flight.”
Gael warned her: “You are playing with fire.”
Naina leaned in closer: “I have heard much more about Brazilian men…”
He swallowed loudly and cleared his throat: “Naina, I am warning you. I can play dirty too.”
Naina: “I wouldn’t want anything else…”

She walked past him looking back at him, her eyes giving him a top to bottom check and slowly licked her lips. She then flicked her hair to one side and raised one of her eyebrows questioningly at him which was followed by a wink and a risqué smile.

He was just staring at her pretty sure that his jaw had hit the floor. What was he, 15 years old? She laughed fully aware of the effect she had on him. Drunk Naina was very sexy and would have had him guessing whether she was naïve at all! Drunk Naina had him wrapped around her finger. She shook her head, her eyes still laughing, as she turned around and tried to open the door to the restroom.

Naina had no idea what she was doing! Who was this person? And more important what was in that drink?! When had she turned into Cat Woman!? She felt so empowered, she felt so sexy…and she wanted to pee right now! Ever since, he had mentioned the restroom, she had wanted to go!

Naina banged on the door and looked at him harried: “It won’t budge!”

It took him another few seconds to come back to reality. She was making him go through physical torture.

Naina: “Breno! I am not kidding! I need to go and I need to go now! OPEN THE DOOR!”
Gael: “I am not inside if you are suggesting I am occupying it.”

He couldn’t move, not yet. He needed to buy some time to take care of that composing bit.

Naina: “It’s not occupied!”

When Gael didn’t move, she started banging the door again and yelled at him: “WELL, DON’T JUST STARE, DO SOMETHING!”

That had the attention of the entire First Class.

Gael lost his temper and displaced it on the door storming against it and propelling Naina and himself inside the bathroom as the door slid shut behind them.

It had happened so fast. One second he was ten feet away from her and the next second he was not even half a millimeter away.
The toilet was soooooo close….which meant she had to had to had to had to had to…She started moving against him trying to cross her legs to…

Gael grabbed her tight to hold her steady. If she moved anymore she would realize just how much she affected him.

Gael hissed: “Stop moving!”
Naina: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSIDE??? AHHHHHH I CAN’T FIGHT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!!! I NEED TO GOOOOO…..”

Oh, she really was desperate…
Gael tried to turn around to get to the door but damn, there was no space…

Gael: “I can’t move.”
Naina: “What?!”
Gael: “This is a tight space, I can’t move. You have to go around me and slide the door to the left.”
Naina: “I can’t! I can’t! I can’t do it! I am just concentrating on keeping it inside!”

Gael tried to turn around but he couldn’t. She was jumping too much. There was no space, didn’t she get it. And a certain section of his body was not co-operating with him!

Naina lost her patience: “I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ENOUGH TO REACH FOR THE DOOR BEHIND YOU AND IF YOU CAN’T MOVE, I AM GOING TO GO HERE RIGHT NOW WITH YOU STANDING IN THE RESTROOM!”

With one swift move, Gael grabbed her butt and hauled her up against him, spreading her legs apart as he moved in between them pinning her to the wall. To create more space around them he had to get rid of any space in between them. Instinctively, she wrapped her arms around his shoulders to balance herself. She then wrapped her legs around his lower waist which brought her as close to him as possible. Once she was secure in his arms, he moved his free hand behind him, holding her up against the wall, and slid the door open. He dropped her not so gently but on purpose and slammed the door shut as he stepped out. 

Monday, February 11, 2013

Desde sempre e para sempre Chapter 6


Desde sempre e para sempre

Chapter 6


Naina practically jumped to her window seat. Gael shook his head and sat down on the seat next to hers. He soon realized that he was not going to be able stretch his legs all the way whilst sitting down.

Naina pulled her heels off and sat on the seat cross legged comfortable as an old shoe. He envied her. She pushed his arm on the armrest to her right.

Naina: “This one is mine.”
Gael: “Unfortunately God gave me two arms instead of one.”

Naina rolled her eyes. Gael turned to face her even though it was very difficult.

Gael: “Hey! You have one on the other side too!”
Naina: “Yes, there are only three armrests. The window seat gets the two armrests because the aisle seats get the aisle.”
Gael: “That is a bunch of…What am I going to do with the aisle?”
Naina: “Stretch your legs!”

Gael tried to do that but like he had already figured out, he was too tall for that.

Naina: “You are right! You are born deformed.”
Gael pushed her arm away: “I am sorry. This is mine. It goes with the whole relaxing quotient you see.”
Naina: “Fine! Take it and take my life with it too!”

Damn. She was a walking talking Indian drama queen!

Gael: “No need for that. The armrest is enough melodrama for me…”

Naina decided to ignore him and pulled out a book and a pen, a pink book and a pink pen, from her bag. That’s when Gael realized that he had forgotten to bring his laptop with him. Oh no, he was not going back to the First Class to be attacked by the senior citizens on his own. So he set about trying to figure out how the entertainment system worked in the Economy Class.

Boring. Boring. Boring. There were barely any options to begin with! He looked to his left to find Naina writing a thesis or something…He couldn’t see what she was writing but oh God! Her hair…he wanted it spread across his pillow right now as he worked his way down…God Dammit!

He switched onto a Political Economy Talk Show. Money, Stocks and Market. That should get his mind out of the gutter for a few seconds.

But no. Every time she shifted, her arm brushed against his. Every time she moved he could smell the sweet scent of her perfume. It was driving him crazy! And the noise pollution that her bangles created…he could die listening to that sweet music. While writing she would stop and chew on the cap of the pen…God…he didn’t even want to put words to what that made him feel like and then she would bite her lower lip, lost in thought…and he lost it.

Gael: “WHAT are you writing??!”
Naina literally jumped up with fright: “My God!”

Gael closed his eyes and took a deep breath to calm himself down.

Gael: “A love letter?”

Naina capped her pen and tore a bunch of pages she had written on from the book. She separated them into two stacks, yes stacks, and looked at him.

Naina: “This one (She folded one of the stacks) is a letter for Air India. It is a review/feedback of their service. About how they caused me a lot of inconvenience but then the ground as well as the in-flight staff was very kind to me so I appreciate them for the good customer service too.”

Gael rolled his eyes. What a waste of time. But then she did seem like a person with an opinion and one who definitely liked to express it.

Naina, her voice laced with displeasure: “And THIS one (She folded the second stack) is for Mr. Gael Bourgeois.”

Another curveball?

His poker face was automatically in place. But behind the mask…what the hell?

He looked at her but she was busy putting her letters away.
Gael practically whispered: “Gael Bourgeois?” He was hoping he had made a mistake.
Naina looked back at him: “THAT man…”

She didn’t know it was him. At least, she had pronounced his name right this time.
Naina: “THAT man…..grrrrrrrrrr!!! He just pisses me off!”
Gael: “Uhm…why? What did he do to you?”

Naina laughed and turned around in her seat to face him: “What did he do? Do you know WHY this plane departed early? You are a businessman…you seem important…I am sure you had to go through a lot of inconvenience to change things around and make it in time for this flight…but why did you even have to do that?! You paid for this flight to depart in the evening! I have heard of postponing flights but departing early? And that too at such short notice! And then…look at his attitude! He doesn’t even show up! The entire first class is empty so all this trouble he caused…he owes everyone a bit fat apology!”

She took a deep breath to calm herself down.

She had gotten it ALL wrong. Gael Bourgeois was on that flight and HE was sitting right next to her. Never mind that, how DARE she think evil of him?! He had enough people doing that for him already! How had he landed in her black list even before he had tried to get there?! He knew he was efficient but not that efficient!

Gael was looking at her, his jaw dropped: “But…but…he compensated all the passengers; those who made it to the flight and gave more money to the ones who couldn’t make it. He also guaranteed that those who…”
Naina: “OH! Spare me the UN talk! He is a shuggy duggy quack quack!”

Of all the places to talk about, she had to bring up the UN? Who even brought the UN in a casual conversation? And then he realized what she had said after that. That is, he realized that he had not understood it.

Gael: “Whaaatt?”

Was that even English?

Naina: “He is not a nice man.”

Maybe her swearing list really only consisted of these whacky words: bird turd, hell..O and shuggy duggy whatever…

Naina: “Just because he offers money…what if people have an emergency?! Just because he is rich and he can buy the airplane…I am sure he owns his own private jet… (She dropped her voice to a whisper) I have heard that he is a heartless, ruthless businessman just like a shark waiting to attack his prey! (She pulled back) I don’t understand why didn’t he just travel on his private plane?!”

Well, people had called him worse. He had to give her that...

Naina's eyes grew big with a shimmering twinkle: “Hmph! I think he is a big giant elephant and that HE only recently realized that his buttocks were not going to fit into even the big First Class seats…”
He was having a difficult time fitting in these Economy seats, that was true. But that is because he worked out. He was not an elephant by any means. Giraffe maybe but then she was a squirrel, practically drowning in her seat!

Naina: “…That’s why he didn’t show up and decided to run away! He must be a big fat elephant! All the rich and the neurotic ones are…Breno, what do you think? Am I right?”

She had said his name in her style…and she had called him a big fat elephant along with a shuggy duggy quack quack.

Gael: “Yeah…I heard he is one shuggy duggy…”
Naina: “…quack quack! Hmph! Exactly!”

She turned back to face forward, determination laced in her features: “I know he will be in Mumbai. I am going to find him and then personally deliver this letter to him! These rich people should know that just because they own a lot of money doesn’t mean they own everything and everyone!”
Gael: “You do that.”

Gael turned away to compose himself. He was sure even his poker face couldn’t handle this one. He was sitting next to a mad woman. He turned back to face her.

Gael: “How are you going to find him?”
Naina deep in thought: “It will be tricky because these rich people have a lot of security but I have my sources. Bourgeois. (She rolled her eyes) He probably changed his surname to Bourgeois, such a show-off! Must be some white guy, fat white guy, who has not had to sweat for anything in his life! Don’t you worry, I will find him.”
Gael: “And once you do?”
Naina flicked her hair to one side: “I will go up to him, smile politely and hand him the letter. I will bow down before him with the formal Namaste greeting and then look into his eyes and tell him who I think he really is for thinking so highly of himself.”
Gael: “And that is?”
Naina: “A shuggy duggy quack quack, of course! Breno, you aren’t paying attention!’

She gasped and turned around to look at him: “You should come with me! You were inconvenienced too! It will be our joint mission to find this obnoxious gora who thinks he is the boss of everyone!”
Gael: “Oh, I am sure I will be around.”
Naina shook her head to get that wretched fat white elephant’s thoughts out of her head.
Naina: “So, anything good to watch?”
Gael: “Hmm?”
Naina: “On the in-flight entertainment…”
Gael: “Hmm…”

Naina shook her head. Breno was lost in thought or maybe translation. Sometimes she forgot that he was not Indian. She didn’t believe he was Chinese but he was definitely not Indian. Not with those grey eyes, that gorgeous body and admirable height; not with that bronze skin. He had to be a mixture. He was surely half white and half something else. He was not white but he was not dark. He was perfect…She put the headphones on but she was staring at him. There was nothing Air India could possibly offer that could be more appealing to her than ogling Breno a.k.a. Mr. Jackie Chan.

Gael, on the other hand, was wondering whether he should save her effort and time and tell her that she need not look any further. Her nemesis was sitting right next to her…But then, on another note, right now she did not hate him. Agreed, she did not like him but she did not hate him and she was definitely not scared or intimidated by him. That was a novel experience for him because the women he knew were with him only because of his wealth and power. But even then they were all scared of him. They believed that if they upset him, he would pick up his gun and shoot them. Who would have believed that he was sitting next to a woman who was abusing him, even though it was baby talk, and who was actually having a dialogue with him instead of trying to say or do everything crafted to please him. This one next to him didn’t care what he thought. She said it like it was and that’s how he liked it. He was natural with her. He wondered if he had had the opportunity to live another life, would he have been like this. Is this the real Gael Breno Bourgeois?

Naina: “A penny for your thought.”
Gael: “My thoughts are worth much more.”

Naina realized that that had not been a quip. He had said it in a matter-of-fact tone but there was an underlying feel of melancholy she simply couldn’t overlook. But she knew it was not her place to question him. 

Naina: “My headphones don’t work!”

She stretched before him to reach for the panel above to press the button for help. Gael looked at her…she was breathtaking. He had never seen beauty like her before. She was so full of life that she brought a different person out in him. He didn’t know if this was the real Gael but he would rather be this guy than the guy he really was.

He was probably never going to see her again. Then why should he have her hate him? He wanted to enjoy these moments on the aircraft and that would only be possible if she was not aware that he was Gael Bourgeois. He was not going to tell her with the hope that she would find him in Mumbai…that was the only way they could meet again. What would happen then would be another story all together...

Raj: “I am really really sorry. We have tried to reboot the system. The problem is in the armrest. The headphones are working fine. There is nothing we can do…”

Gael had missed that conversation too! That’s it. He had only 15 more hours of his time with Naina and he was going to make the most of it. And that meant hanging on to every moment she spoke, every moment she moved…every moment she breathed.

Naina: “It’s okay. It’s not your fault.”

After Raj left, Naina pulled out the letter written for Air India and wrote a post-script. On a 17 hour flight, how else was she to entertain herself?

Gael: “We can share my armrest.”
Naina: “What about your two arms?”
Gael: “If that means you will be hooked on to me quite literally, I am game.”
Naina: “No, thank you. India has been under the servitude of British for long enough.”
Gael: “I am not British, I am…”

But he caught himself in time and grinned: “You are smart. Very smart, indeed.”
Naina smiled: “And I am going to try to get as much information on you as I can for the rest of the flight because I believe everything you have said so far is a lie.”
Gael: “Good to know. I won’t let my guard down as I continue to spin this web of lies around you.”

Naina laughed and grabbed the right earplug of his headphones.

Naina: “What are we watching?”
Gael: “We are going to watch this show.”
Naina: “WHAT?  But they have DDLJ! I know! I read it in the magazine. I DON’T want to watch an old guy indirectly implying that I am a shopaholic and need to save more or else I am going to be out on the road!”
Gael gave her an evil grin: “My armrest, my rules. So, we ARE going to watch an old guy TELL you quite directly that you are going to be out on the road!”

Within the first few seconds of the show, Naina pretended to fall asleep and began snoring. Gael chuckled.

Gael: “I have two brothers. These antics won’t work with me.”
Naina gasped: “You have two brothers! That’s the truth! Score 1!”

Dammit.

Gael: “I have two brother, two sisters, two eyes, two arms, two legs…”
Naina: “Nuh-huh! You have two brothers and stop talking about your anatomy!”
Gael: “I don’t have two of everything but you will find that that one is good enough…”

A blush crept over her face in a matter of seconds.
Naina: “You don’t talk to a woman like this! (She switched to a whisper) You know I am a virgin! Please don’t embarrass me!”

Gael smiled: “That’s the truth. Score 1. And now we are equal.”

Oh! No!
Naina: “You tricked me! That’s not fair!”
Gael: “All is fair on an Air India flight.”
Naina: “But! You already knew that!”
Gael: “Oh, I knew it but YOU weren't ready to accept it and now you have. So, how was your first kiss?”
Naina: “Mr. Chan, I may be a virgin but that was NOT my first kiss!”
Gael: “You are lying.”
Naina: “Coming from a person who has done nothing but lie. Wait a minute! Why am I even talking to you about this!?”
Gael: “Because you WANT to talk to me about this.”
Naina: “No, I don’t. This is something I would perhaps talk with my boyfriend!”
Gael: “Perhaps?”
Naina: “This is something I will talk with my boyfriend and not with a stranger!”
Gael: “Since you don’t have one, I am happy to step in.”
Naina burst out laughing: “Are you asking me out? Because the answer is 'no.'”
Gael: “That’s precisely why I would never ask.”
Naina: “Scared of rejection?”
Gael: “No. Bollywood turns me off.”

Liar. It was keeping him on effortlessly.

Naina gasped: “Impossible! Bollywood turns everything on! Just play the Bhangra and you will get the party started in no time!”
Gael: “Yeah…I don’t think we are on the same page anymore…”
Naina: “I would never be on the same page with someone who does not appreciate Bollywood!”
Gael: “Who breaks out into a song in the middle of a room!?”
Naina: “I DO!”

Why was he not surprised?

Gael: “And everyone around you picks up on the choreography as well?”
Naina: “The girls at the academy do even if I have not yet taught them the routine!”
Gael: “You dance? Professionally?”
Naina: “Yes. NO! I am not telling.”
Gael: “Score 2. YOU cannot lie to even save your life. Your nose flares every time you do.”
Naina: “Nah-huh!”
Gael: “Are you trying to see whether your nose flares?”
Naina: “NO!”
Gael: “There. Quick, before you miss it.”
Naina: “Oh shut up! You are annoying! I am telling Nani!”
Gael: “Why don’t YOU spank me…”

But Naina was already up. She turned around: “What?”

Oh, thank God! She had missed it.
Gael: “Nothing.”
Naina: “Well, get up! Your long legs won’t let me get out! We have to go meet them in the First Class, remember? We promised!”
Gael: “You promised. I didn’t.”
Naina: “Oh, cry me a river! Haven’t you had fun so far?”
Gael: “Fun?”
The seat belt sign turned on as the plane suddenly went into another bout of turbulence. Naina tumbled onto his lap. They were experiencing some crazy turbulence causing the plane to jerk uncontrollably. 
Gael: “You need to be in your seat. NOW!”

Naina shook her head and hugged him tight: “Please…just hold me! I am not going to move!”
Gael: “I am not quite approved by the international safety board as an interim seat belt…”

However, the plane practically bounced in the air causing her to let out a scream. This was not a joke. As much as he loved to have her in his arms, safety had to come first. Gael swiftly but gently placed her on her seat. He them immediately put her seat belt on. Around them the in-flight staff was rushing to take their seats and fasten their seat belts. It was going to get a bit bumpier it seemed.

Naina had already begun to hyperventilate.

Gael turned her around to face him and cupped her face in his hands: “NAINA! Babe, you need to calm down! Its just a cloud we are passing.”

The plane lurched and Naina shuddered as she began breathing excessively. Her heart beating fast, he could feel it, and she had already broken out into a cold sweat.   

That’s it!

He had to make her stop breathing so fast. She was not going to listen to him and as he reached forward to get a paper bag, she pulled him back unwilling to let go. With his hands out of service, he had no other go but to use his mouth and not in a way to talk her out of it. When was she ever in the mood to listen to him anyways?

He leaned forward and let his lips meet hers trying to communicate his intent. When she instantly brushed her lips against his, granting him permission, Gael deepened his kiss gently probing her to open her mouth and forcing her to stop breathing so fast. The plane lurched and she grabbed his collar tight pulling him closer and kissing him back. His hands finally free, he pushed the middle armrest up, removing it out of his way so that he could pull her towards him.   He groaned with desire as he let his hands tangle in her soft luscious hair and began drowning in the sweet nectar her mouth offered. He lost himself in her taste as he realized that he wanted to do so many things…but not yet. First, he wanted to have his fill of her taste. She sighed against him, a purr-like sound, and he realized that his work here was done. The plane was calm and she was definitely calmER. Slowly, he broke their kiss, both of them panting heavily. She had been the one hyperventilating, not him! Then why was he so shaken?

She blinked and looked into his eyes and saw white gold. He was looking at her lost in the golden swirls of her eyes when Raj walked over.
Naina instantly moved back and looked away.

Raj: “Sir, we are very sorry about the discomfort…”
Gael: “It’s not your fault.”
Raj: “I was given instructions by…”
Gael: “My drink?”
Raj: “Yes, Sir. Just the way you like it.”

He handed him the whiskey tumbler and looked at Naina: “Would you like something to drink, Ma'am?

Naina who was still out of sorts: “I will just have what he is having.”
Raj looked at Gael shocked: “But…”
Naina: “The lady would like what I am having. It’s as simple as that.”

Raj nodded and left to make the drink for her.

Both of them were trying to avoid each other’s gaze. The second kiss had been different. It had been desperate yet tender and they didn’t know how to deal with it…

Gael: “This is alcohol.”
Naina: “I know it is! I am not that naïve.”
Gael: “I am just making sure you know…”
Naina snapped at him: “I know what I am doing! There is no need for you to baby me.”
Gael: “That is the last thing I want to do to you…”

Raj stepped in: “Here is your drink, Ma’am.”
Naina thanked Raj and took a sip from the tumbler as he left.
However, as soon as she tasted it, she felt like the strong liquor  had burned her tongue and instantly spat it back into the glass.  

Naina: “Goodness gracious me! What is this wretched…it tastes like gasoline! What is this thing?!”
Gael: “That was $2000 worth of whiskey.”
Naina: “$2000 for just one bottle of this atrocious whiskey?!”
Gael: “$2000 just for that one sip.”

Naina believed him and instantly took another sip and gulped it down without any complaints.